Here’s a blurb from the mind of Yamcha just for fun. Let’s imagine that the anime studios can be portrayed as students in a high school setting. You can probably see where this is going. The following list is how I envision the studios with more humanized characteristics that reflect the series they have done. I know there are way more studios than what’s here, but I decided to only get the big ones. We can consider the small fries just that.

Bee Train - A geek that’s obsessed with yuri pairings. Tends to explain things in a long, drawn out fashion that ultimately leads back to square one or nowhere at all. Popular with his fellow nerds. May have a doll fetish.

BONES - A likeable fellow that is usually successful with an occasional setback here or there. I envision BONES as a surfer/skater because Eureka 7 was their most memorable work to me.

Gainax - The pervert that’s obsessed with constantly trying to sneak a peek into the girl’s locker room. Insists on still doing things old-school. Probably types on an Apple II and plays Atari 2400 games in his free time. Will constantly remind people of his greatest success and constantly try to revive it at least three times a year.

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