
The title says it all. This is in no way, shape, or form a filler post to buy some time for a few pending articles. Really. Seriously. I mean it. With that said let’s take a look at some of the weird stuff people type to get here.
Soul Eater:
We don’t even blog Soul Eater but the hits keep coming. Oh well.
Code Geass:
See above.
Yamcha:
Well all right, this isn’t too far fetched. I’m sure those people were looking for info on Dragon Ball Yamcha though.
Claymore ending disappointing:
Yes. Yes it was. We all know that.
I’m charging my laser:
I only used that phrase once. The memes keep coming back to haunt me.
Lolicons:
Probably directed to one of my old articles covering lolicon anime. It’s perplexing why people are searching for lolicons instead of lolitas. Cough. Let’s move on.
Hentai:
Did I ever mention hentai before this instance? Don’t think so.
Lucky Star hentai:
Please look for a certain cardboard image site for all your LS hentai needs. Move along.
Hentai games:
Unless I’ve been sleep blogging again, I don’t cover hentai games. Try Heisei Democracy.
Happy hentai:
I suppose it’s better than sad hentai… And guro.
Swapped gender hentai:
…
Alien hentai:
This crosses the weird line into just plain disturbing.
Hentai body pillow:
Okay I get it already. Our readers are perverts.
You probably get the idea by now. I also didn’t help my cause since all this hentai talk will no doubt get more hentai hits. Goodie. As Lenneth Valkyrie would say, “This is divine punishment!”. Punishment for having foul otaku blood running through my veins. Guess this stuff comes with the territory and is to be expected. Still, when did we become so correlated with hentai?




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It could be worse. People find my blog by typing “Naruto Filler”.
Baka-Raptors last blog post…Talk-A-Raptor 03: Reason of the Fist
I get the same kinds of search phrases. Like, KOS-MOS xenosaga hentai. Even has versions, like Ver 2 hentai, ver 4 hentai, etc. Then stuff like “there is no charge for awesomeness”, etc. Really, some of those searchphrases. Many many characters’ hentai searchphrases so far now, for mine.
People never find my blog by typing in ‘suicide bunny’ ;____;
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There’s got to something weird in the search engine formula…in another site I worked on, there were some weird search terms for a PG site.
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It is possible that people are looking for the old Chinese tea drinking art though, when they search for “yamcha”.
What’s kind of messed up is that the number one search term of all time for my blog is “upskirt”.
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Baka-Raptor: That and “crappy anime blog” too.
Panther: Yeah. What’s up with all the hentai searches coming back to us? I could understand if we constantly talked about and posted hentai. At least character hentai is somewhat normal.
Blissmo: Killer bunnies are better.
Caitlin: I couldn’t agree more. Search engines hits have been giving me some eyebrow raising results for a while now.
Zeroblade: If only I had something as cool as “upskirt” as my number one search term. Lucky. I do understand the “yamcha” thing, but it should actually be “yum cha” if that’s the case.
I think my favorite search term-hit was ‘reverse trap samurai anime’. Quite random. ‘Brocon anime’ and ‘anime rape’ being two of my top five hit-producers just makes me wonder why I even keep bothering to breathe.
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@Day Without Me: ‘Reverse trap samurai anime’… Not like I read Shoujo Beat or anything but possibly a search for Kaze Hikaru? The other two are some pretty messed up search hits for you.
lolz i found this by typing “sad hentai”lol