Everyone is saying Dark Knight is awesome and will make you wet your pants. I’m eager to see it too, but not when audiences are packed like canned sardines into sold out showings. Popular movies are often hot conversation topics when they come out, so when your friends/acquaintances/mortal enemies watch an awesome movie, it’s human nature to want to talk about how great and leet sauce it was. As someone that doesn’t watch popular movies until well after the hype has died down (about a month after release), it is immensely difficult to avoid conversations about the movie in that time frame.

People love spoiling the best parts whether it’s face to face, on IM, message boards, or the 4ch. No matter how hard you try to avoid spoilers, the spoiler monster will always rear its ugly head around sooner or later. The only way to avoid all the spoilers would be to go into self imposed isolation, but that’s just crazy… Crazy enough to work. To conclude, spoilers are a bitch and if anyone spoils the Dark Knight for me, I’ll fudgin’ go Higurashi on ya.

PS: There are a few pending articles from the crew. That about sums up this pointless rant. I’ll be hiding in a bomb shelter until I see the movie. Adieu. Adieu.

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