Not leaving well enough alone, infamous Japanese porn company TMA (The geniuses behind Kira Star and The Melancholy of Hahiru Suzumiya) will be releasing… Clonnad on November 7th. Why, Japan, why? I spot Nagisa, Kotomi, Kyou and Tomoyo. I guess the girl in the top middle is Yukine, but who’s the one on the bottom right? Anyway, please excuse me while I wash out the blood seeping from my eyes.
[Edit: Top middle is apparently Fuko. Bottom right is Ryou. The Kotomi cosplayer is also the worst of the bunch.]





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Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the starfish….
Dozo!
UGH Definitely not a “clone” lol
bottom right is ryou, and top middle is fuko
@Dop: … I wonder if the Fuko scenes will use starfish as props. Dozo!
@DS: Bad cosplay porn. The horror!
@boo: Couldn’t tell that was supposed to be Ryou. The Fuko doesn’t look a bit like Fuko either. Wait. Why am I nitpicking porn casting?
Oh, those poor dango.
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My eyes…have been tainted…..please remove them….
On the negative side: It’s based on CLANNAD. It looks like “Goro” will be in there as Youhei. It looks like “KYON” will be in there as the male lead I don’t know the name of. And it seems like TMA and KyotoAnimu are in bed with each other. Suspicious.
On the plus side: It’s COS-PLAY-PORN.
But you know what I’d pay to see? “Tomoyo” having sex with “Youhei.” With the later now “waking up from a dream.”
But you know what I’d pay to see? Better looking men in live sex. C’MON, JAPAN.
@totali: The Dango aren’t sad. It’s how they would have wanted to go.
@DmonHiro: For your good condition eyeballs, I give you a pair of ‘like new’ Sharingans. They only have three prior owners too. What a deal!
@Tyrenol: Bad porn is bad porn. There’s no upside to it… Unless the girls have a mass lesbian orgy. It would still be pretty bad though.
Uh, what.
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@Zeroblade: lolwut?
Urgh….!MY EYES! THEY BURNS!
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Urk, so wrong. The Ryou girl looks like she’s on meth or something.
However, the screenshots on the back made me realize I’d like a live action Clannad, as they look normal although the content of the DVD itself will be very far removed.
NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO NAGISA?!?! HASN’T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH/MIGHT SUFFER MORE?!!?
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