As the Year of the Rat draws to a close, we transition into what’s only the best sign in the Chinese zodiac, the Year of the Ox, more specifically the earth element Ox. You know it’s going to be a good year because it’s the Year of the Ox. Hey, I don’t have any zodiac bias. It’s just an irrefutable fact that the Ox is the best. Well anyway, Happy Chinese New Year to everyone out there that celebrates it. And if you don’t, then maybe you should because you will get mad amounts of lucky money, carved starfishes, Reese’s Pieces, cute dancing lolis and cake.