Star Driver has been the epitome of stupidly fantabulous sparkliness, and true to form, the final episode was a giant amalgamation of rainbow sparkly shiny fantabulousness. There was so much shiny rainbow laser beam spam epic fabulous in the episode. But now that it’s over, indeed, our future Sundays will seem to be a shade closer to Monochrome than ever before, lacking the overflowing nauseaucity of theaterical pomp that once graced our screens without fail… Mostly.
Farewell, Star Driver, you silly silly lovable thing. You will be missed, and our Sundays will be much less fabulous.
And now, as a special, here’s Noirsword’s list of Things I’ll Miss Most from Star Driver, as stated by the Man himself:
1. The Catchphrases. (Kiraboshii~! – Meu)
2. Takuto pulling new powerups out of his ass on a weekly basis.
3. The ridiculously elaborate costumes, most of all the weird screw nipples of the two psuedo lesbian chicks. My favorite costumes were actually Marino and school girl wife’s.
4. Members of Kiraboshi can’t seem to recognize each other out of costume until they confirm the handsign. Ummm… Who else in the school has green hair, purple hair, pink hair, and is a nurse that is clearly older than the rest of the group. Really, all the members of Kiraboshi have the brightest hair imaginable.
5. The “secret battles” in Zero Time are the worst kept secret in the school.
Speaking of anime that ended recently, Fractale was totally a social commentary on the degradation of society with the advent of the moe waifu demographic, looking at the perverse obsession that particular aspect of society has with prepubuscent girls in the public arena. YOU SLY DOG YAMAKAN.
And with that, Meu out.
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o＜>∀・)＼綺羅星☆!!／
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