It’s already December 23rd (24th in the eastern hemisphere), and Christmas is creeping up. You have to buy a present for an otaku. Being unfamiliar with otaku lifestyle, the normal person is left in the dark and simply gives gift cards or cash. With a little help from yours truly, we will take a peek into the inner workings of what otaku crave. Instead of giving a present that will be exchanged, you will have the knowledge to get something that will be cherised for years to come. This post has content that some readers may find both objectionable and arousing. Curious readers proceed. Take heed that this is your last chance to turn back.

Note from the author: This post is not meant to be taken seriously nor do I condone holiday shopping to line the pockets of greedy corporations. It’s your money so do whatever you want.

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